Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 19, 2025

He “was” an early agent for “Sinclair” Oil Corp.

Say, isn’t that where Fred Flintstone worked???

Yabba Dabba Doh!

As Alfred E used to say “What, me work?” or something like that.

Dead Fred.

So that’s what happened to Mr. Slate and why Fred skipped out of town…

Looks like a plant eater… But then, horses have been know to eat baby chicks, and chimpanzees will hunt / eat monkeys.

It’s still not realistic to expect that dino to chew rocks!

That creature really only wanted to advertise for Sinclair gas stations.

“This too shall pass.”

Some plans are just not thought out enough….

Flintstones Meet the Flintstones, They’re a Modern Stone Age….Gulp…..

He was even thinking about starting a sauropodcast.

It’s a known fact that this species of dinosaur was an herbivore. Poor, poor, Herb…

Wil-maaaaaa!

In our universe, here on Earth, that species may have been an herbivore, but then, in our universe, here on Earth, dinos and humans never coexisted. Obviously, the Grand High Exalted Creator Whitehead designed His cartoon universe somewhat differently.

On to more important matters: I’d suggest the two ladies make a run for it. Whetheror not the guy being devoured is Fred Flintstone (who did in fact have a lot of meat on his bones) or just some other poor schlub, he still won’t be much more than an appetizer. In a couple of gulps, the dino will start looking around for the rest of his lunch.

Must be Fred’s doofus cousin Homer…

Yabba dabba D’oh!

So much for that idea.

Like hippos, sauropods are herbivores. They won’t eat you. But if you irritate then enough they will chew on you for a while, then spit you out.