Herman by Jim Unger for January 30, 2025

My bolted in teeth have come loose again! Last month I got 8 novacane shots to tighten the anchors. I got these so I would NEVER get those shots again. Not happy…not sure what to do! I go by all the rules. They are quite expensive

Hilarious!!! (Or it would be, maybe, if I got the joke.)

Needs seat belts.

“Oh, stop it! That Alien ‘Chest Burster’ feint doesn’t fool me.”

Sit up, or spit up ?

I’ve got a dentist appointment in an hour

Sit up Herman, the pain is up here.

“Then why did you tell me to get relax and get comfortable?”

Sometimes those chairs hurt my back worse than lifting heavy stuff.

A little too much gas?

He must have been thrashing around a lot for his shirt and glasses to be half off of him.

Especially heavy dose of nitrous oxide?

Since they don’t have bowls anymore, there’s no need

Um… yeah… (???)

but I dont wanna!

That must be an old dentist’s office. They don’t have spit-sinks anymore and haven’t in the last 35 years. Unless my dentist has always been progressive…now retired.