9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for January 20, 2025

And he spent all that money on a trailer hitch for his hearse. Tsk,tsk.

Right! Spend it while you got it, and max out your credit before you kick off.

Beep, beep, beep!

But, can you even trust you loved ones to know what is wise to do? Expect to settle for maybe 50/50 outcome?

In heaven, everything is fine. In heaven…

My new knee won’t go through there either. I have to use the scanners at the airport.

I have always meant to ask: Are clothes allowed in what I can bring, or those get left behind also?

I’ve never seen a hearse pulling a uhaul

I’ll feel better about going to heaven now that I know they have security at the gate

One of the charities many years ago coined the come-on, “You can’t take it with you. But you can send it on ahead.”

since he looks like the politician that’s sometimes pictured here, isn’t he in the wrong place??

I want to bring my guitar too, there is a guy with an accordion, no accordions.