Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 28, 2025

Usually one that looks great and sounds good until you open the hood and find nothing but an old clunker.

Delorean.

Oh it about a car toonist.

Did Henry Ford have an autobiography?

Chevy Chase?

If an autobiography is the life story of a car, is a taxidermist a cab that takes care of skin

I have to admit, that what I thought as a kid.

i’m going to write my autobiography after i die, so i know how it ends

There’s our educational system!

A car owned by some dude named Chilton I think.

If R. E. Olds had written the story of his life, would it have been and autoautobiography?

It’s about Baron Auto von Matic.

This kid is nearly as dumb as Jeffy Circus.