Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 16, 2025

My first wish would be that every single dog and cat on the planet would have warm, happy homes, with people who would cherish and care for them. And that “sport” hunting would be banned forever!

I wouldn’t want to be a teen again for all the gold in Ft. Knox! My happiest years were my 30’s.

That would have been difficult, no high school 1 485 years ago.

Who said, “A school is a log with a teacher on one end and a student on the other.” —Or something like that.

She still has 2 wishes

All that is why her complexion turned green.

I’d still wish for more wishes.

She’s around 1500 years old, so she was born around 525 AD. I wonder where she went to school. Byzantium High?

The punchline reminds me of another joke. The Dalai Lama says the hot dog vendor, “Make me one with everything.”

Billy Joel, “Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren’t always good and tomorrow ain’t as bad as it seems”.

that was only one wish…should have gotten fries with that

Not a bad wish, Auntie.

Awwww! It was for her own good….food is always the satisfier

Did you know that Robin Williams improvised about 70% of the Genie’s lines in the 1992 Disney movie Aladdin? So, basically, the Animators had to figure out how to just make it work… ㋛

Yeah, those carefree days weren’t so carefree.

Been Smoking that STUFF again . . . . . .

There was nothing “care-free” back in her youth. 1500 years ago, there was no high school. If you were educated at all, you were educated by the church, and expected to work in the church, since they went to the trouble of educating you. Broomie’s a witch. She would have been hunted by the church.

I’m 70 and a cheeseburger with everything sounds good, curly fries, a Coke and a sundae. Just take me to Culver’s lol