Closest thing to a baker is this bridge story… Sorry!
Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, “Hey Baby…..whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”
She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”
While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive,’ George also didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either, so he asked, “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe…why don’t you give ole George here your best last kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing like a girl.” came the reply.
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??
I too, enjoy ear rubs and the release of endorphins, as I ponder my job as a Travel Guru!
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember what country I was in. It’s an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
Zykoic 11 days ago
Hope that weapon is registered.
SWCarter 11 days ago
I had to look it up. The distance between Paris and Moscow is 1544 miles, so Dornon walked about 26 miles per day.
joe piglet Premium Member 11 days ago
Saw that gun on Pawn Stars 4 times
Pickled Pete 11 days ago
Closest thing to a baker is this bridge story… Sorry!
Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, “Hey Baby…..whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”
She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”
While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive,’ George also didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either, so he asked, “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe…why don’t you give ole George here your best last kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing like a girl.” came the reply.
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 days ago
What’s a Landes Baker?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 days ago
When he got back he baked a small cake and stared at it, wondering if it would ever understand.
kaycstamper 11 days ago
Unreal! His legs must have hurt!
ragsarooni 11 days ago
What,pray tell,is a wall gun? And if it’s attached to a wall like the name says,how the hell was it fired?
Dkram 11 days ago
Now I’ve heard of the Long Trail runs north and south along the spine of the Green Mountains but I’ve never of this North Country Trail?
oakie9531 11 days ago
why sylvain, why?
Bilan 11 days ago
What did Sylvain Dornon put as his height on his passport?
Pickled Pete 10 days ago
I too, enjoy ear rubs and the release of endorphins, as I ponder my job as a Travel Guru!
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember what country I was in. It’s an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
Ear rub – over and out!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 9 days ago
Due toa firewood short age,Russia confiscated the stilts