Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for January 29, 2025

The magats don’t want us to be the only sh!thole country in North America.

The US would have to let Canadians vote and there might never ever be a republican president again. Hum.

I spent Christmas on the Gaspe’ Peninsula with friends. Any deal to annex Canada won’t go over well in Quebec.

Maybe this is Quebec’s way of getting independence?

“In heaven the chefs are French and the waiters are English. In hell the chefs are English and the waiters are French.”

Learn how to say “rosbif” and you should be all right.

Why bother thinking about things that will never happen. Whatever is out in front, look for what he’s doing behind.

If Rapist Trump is stupid enough, or delusional enough to actually try this, and hostilities break out between Canada and the U.S., I stand with our brothers and sisters to the North.

Idiot’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall to see if anything sticks. Someone should tell him the President gets to fly if he jumps off the Capitol dome. Executive order could eliminate gravity, ya know.

I’ve notice a lot of ads for Ontario in recent weeks, especially in WaPo. Instead of touting tourism, they tout economic interdependence. Wonder why.

Quebec is our secret weapon.

Fun fact: a couple of years ago, in Vancouver, I saw a majestic Bald Eagle fly overhead and land on the roof of the building beside me. Five seconds later it reappeared, flying as fast as it could, pursued by two extremely angry Canada geese.

True that.

Why the h3ll would Canada WANT to be part of The USA???