Close to Home by John McPherson for February 01, 2025

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    ronaldspence  about 6 hours ago

    still has to wait his turn though

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    Farside99  about 6 hours ago

    Do you have your identification and insurance cards with you? Here, fill out these forms.

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    Imagine  about 4 hours ago

    I think she gets the point…

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    phritzg Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    “With your insurance policy, if you want that spear removed, you’ll have to get prior authorization. Sorry not sorry.”

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 hour ago

    Aww man, that’s gonna leave a mark!

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    The Orange Mailman  about 1 hour ago

    What a piker!

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    Ned Snipes  about 1 hour ago

    It’s almost all the way through, just a little tug from the front, put a patch on it (to stop the gushing) and your on your way, that will be $649,999 + $1 for the patch.

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    Aficionado  less than a minute ago

    Good timing, John. We just returned from a safari near Cape Town, South Africa. Fortunately for me, I was able to avoid becoming a pile of lion poop. I was also able to avoid being speared. Whew!

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