Close to Home by John McPherson for February 01, 2025

still has to wait his turn though

Do you have your identification and insurance cards with you? Here, fill out these forms.

I think she gets the point…

“With your insurance policy, if you want that spear removed, you’ll have to get prior authorization. Sorry not sorry.”

Aww man, that’s gonna leave a mark!

What a piker!

It’s almost all the way through, just a little tug from the front, put a patch on it (to stop the gushing) and your on your way, that will be $649,999 + $1 for the patch.

Good timing, John. We just returned from a safari near Cape Town, South Africa. Fortunately for me, I was able to avoid becoming a pile of lion poop. I was also able to avoid being speared. Whew!

And the funny part is that he got it in the ‘Safari for the Stupid’ gift shop and the instructions clearly say, “Do NOT keep this item in your back pocket”.

That’s the spearit.

Then he finds out that he is out of network for insurance coverage.

There is no “safe” in safari, close, but no. – I stay away from “safeari’s”.

So, did he fly all the way home with that in him?

Cupid is a little early, isn’t he?

On the bright side Ed could spearhead the next family gathering!

This supposed to be funny?

It’s just a flesh wound

Ow.

Couldn’t resist could you, Cupid?

Bleeb’s looking good today!

The “spear it” was willing, but the flesh was weak.

There seems to be a rash of these piercings recently.

oops

Bleeb, that’s NOT what he was asking for when he said SPEAR-mint gum!!!!!!!! Enjoy the skirts. Maybe you’ll get lucky and one of them will faint. :)

She can look at the bright side. If he doesn’t survive, he will make a fine coat rack.

Watch out for the macaques, they steal and grab what isn’t tied down.

See "Herman’s 1-31-25

I’m just wondering if he got in the way of cupids arrow?

Cupid’s a little early, isn’t he? Also, he might want to stay away from the heavy artillery for the next couple of weeks.

What was the point? :)

Safari So Good…

He’s got a future in advertising signage. This Way to the Clearance Sale!