The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 06, 2025

try sleeping more at work

That would depend if Loretta is in his dreams or not.

Leroy, keep row, row, rowing your boat — Life Is But a Dream:

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“Time, like an ever-rolling stream,

Bears all its sons away;

They fly forgotten, as a dream

Dies at the opening day.”

If only….

I do believe that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

My dreams are so insane, I wish I could forget them.

What if your dreams are about your waking hours?

Try sleep working similar to sleep walking

Yeah.

You could leave that scary uncomfortable cubicle and get fabulously wealthy digging ditches.

You’re married to your worst nightmare. :)

that, in reality,is sad

This is the plot of Severance, and it takes the position, that you really don’t want that.

And I wish people would stop putting pens in my coffee.

Same here.

Leroy don’t think about Loretta and your burnt dinner at home

What if your dreams were nightmares like your waking hours?