Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 29, 2025

Moms rule….

Linux tattoo ?

Why is that?

Hey! That’s OPUS’ mom!!

From a distance of ten feet or more, all tattoos look pretty much the same. Especially “sleeve” tattoos.

Come on, penguins can tell each other apart. They woul also ask how humans tell each other apart.

Oooops. He’s just given killer whales the way to cull him from the pack.

Penguins never use the phrase “I identify as”, and that is a VERY good thing about them.

He got tricked by the tattoo salesman; it’s the image of Sprecher’s ginger ale sales rep.

That’s what you ink.

To us, all penguins look alike. I wonder, “What they look like to each other?”

It’s the voices that distinguish them to each other

As Spiro Agnew said, “If you’ve seen one penguin, you’ve seen them all”.

He was gonna get a tattoo of Winger.

Couldn’t make this out in the newspaper. Had to come here to get the joke.

How many herring did it cost?

Seems like the tattoo artist has an easy job.

I thought they stamped them on the white part…