Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 29, 2025

Pin me baby one more time

Should have used the Atomic Drop!

Now we’re watching wrestling games from other schools???

Will Keri see the Softer Side of Sears?

Next it’s Inma vs. Kmart.

Britney can smell victory, and it’s not that Inma scent.

Inma’s got a Target on her back

Thompson was Seared. But what’s with the zero uniform number? I’m partial to Eddie Gaedel’s 1/8.

I thought Sears was only online now.

Britney Sears moves on to a match with Taylor Sift.

I miss Marty’s play by play.

All of this mat action could make Jami excited. Cami? Well, talk amongst yourselves.

Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or is that a really small mat?

Getting pinned is doing an amazing job? And why are they wrestling on a throw rug instead of a mat?

Sears gets a special shout out from Cheryl Tiegs for her win.

Which team has has the Chinese wrestler Temu?

“Sears is up next against Christina Aguilero, it’s a real grudge match, but the winner gets the Justin Timerlake Trophy!"

P4: (jazzy guitar sounds) — BY GOD, THAT’S NORAH JONES’ MUSIC!

Next up: Taylor Sift!

is britney related to that chick who sang tarzana nights or just inspired by the hairdo

kelly thompson doesnt pass the litmus test

P2- Simon says pee like a dog.

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P-1: Apparently, in HS Wrestling tournaments, the opponents start out with a Mime challenge of sitting in a chair.

P-2: “Sears is the one to look out for” they said just before she…

P-3: Total Cop Out! We want to see P 2.5 to find out what made the announcer so um, uh, appreciative of both wrestlers. See Sunday’s Wedding Band postings in your church news bulletin.

That has to be the world’s smallest wrestling mat. Uhm, HB, in P2 if any part of the wrestler is outside the line the ref stops play and they start over. But I really didn’t expect you to know that.

Kind of unusual to see the winner elbow the ref in the face. Come on, he ruled you won! And speaking of winning, a winning move is to read Mopped Up Thorp.

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