Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 27, 2025

And, Phobinomemania is the compulsion to name fears of trivial things.

I was in BJ’s Saturday looking at the M&Ms and a guy and his wife were there. He said he loved Peanut butter and jam flavored M&M’s, I said UGH and his wife agreed and said they had Habanaro flavored and said she loved them. I would too but I can’t find them

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I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.

I call it my Reece’s Pieces Thesis.

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My wife usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.

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What happens when you mix crunchy peanut butter and creamy peanut butter?

Crummy peanut butter.

I first found out about arachibutyrophobia in the Pee Wee Harris comic strip of Boys’ Life.

I have Tessarakontaheptaphobia now. (⌐■_■)

And mahatnmacoatverfnurglezhoopframblopophobia is the fear of having your recently dry cleaned tweed suit inadvertently eaten by an Albanian paper clip collector on the second Friday in October while on hiatus in Goa, India.

I just lost my breakfast with the goat skin cheese

My dog gloaks all the time.

I’d rather be groaking some freshly cut Tulum cheese rather than experience Arachibutyrophobia. Yes, sir!

I know that camel meat is unclean for both Jews and Muslims. Yet, the Muslims from countries where camels live will drink camel milk. Why drink milk from an “unclean” animal?

I grok that.

Terrific caricature of Arnold Schwarzenegger the peanut butter piece up here!! Ha, ha!!

I wonder if “GROAKING” ……..apply to Dogs as well …. :)

But arachibutyrophobia can be countered by arachibutyromania, the love of peanut butter.

If Arachnaphobia is the fear of spiders, what is the fear of Green Goblins?

My dog is a master at groaking.

Croaking is when something dies. It’s always meant that. Nothing else.