Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 08, 2025

A major slice?

Too bad it isn’t pizza.

Our subdivision is inside a golf course, to get their balls where they’re trying to (I know pretty much nothing about golf lol) the balls should be traveling through the air parallel to the houses but a surprising number of them land in the yards or hit the houses. I’m not sure how they manage to hit them so far off course

Maybe just yell “clear!”.

Great outfit, Ralph.

Let’s start by correcting that sissy la la pink outfit ya’ got on, ma’am.

Wow! Either there is a very stiff wind or the law of conservation of momentum has been suspended.

been there, done that!

throw in port and starboard when you are by a water hazard

Port!!

What does AFT means?

A boomerang shot.

They have the WM Phoenix Open in Scottsdale going on so it dominates the local stations. Boring.

I don’t know why anyone takes up golf; it takes forever to get good enough for it to be just slightly enjoyable.

Ralph was having a good round til’ he drove one into the lake, (the cart)

Boy. that shot went port quickly.