The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 23, 2025

Oh, if she would have held on just a few moments longer….

Mission accomplished, Brutus!

Mother Gargoyle should NOT be …. seen OR heard, forevah!!!!

;-)

A survival technique?

Aaah, Lady Gargle…hasn’t graced us in awhile. Good Morning Ramona

At least she listened to you. You should have tested what else you can make her do.

practice for her inhaler

You’re a sly one Brutus! ;-)

I wonder how that would have worked out on his boss at work.

Tell her if she says one word, you’re going to take a buzz saw to her hair.

Score one for Brutus.

sure hope it was worth it Brutus. cause now that bone is the size of a fridge. :J

She deserved that! Next time make it longer and you’ll have more time to regroup! ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[Raj cannot talk to attractive women without alcohol]

Raj Koothrappali (to Sheldon): Has it occurred to you you’re missing the big picture? If you look at neutron scattering data…

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, Penny? Penny?

Penny: What’s up?

Sheldon Cooper: Nothing, I just wanted to make Raj stop talking.

[Raj whispers something to Howard]

Howard (To Raj): No, no, no, he won, suck it up…

Should have given her a Lemon Brutus. Sweeten up her mouth.

Oh! No! Mother Gargoyle Strokes Again!

Well played, Brutus.

Well played; well played indeed Brutus. Silence is Golden and you just made a fortune in a calmness before the storm……

That old battle axe couldn’t hold her breath for about 3 or 4 hours? Maybe she’ll bite her tongue and she’ll be quiet for a while.?

You got her Brutus !

Good one, Brutus!

self-protection…

This is truly hilarious all the way through and made up for the revulsion of seeing Mother Gargle the first thing on Sunday morning. Brutus just found himself a good self preservation technique! Beautifully drawn and written – definitely one of my all-time favorites!

Brutus really should change the locks next time she goes out.

The bone Mother Gargle wants to pick with Brutus is his spine.

Brutus has his moments and this was one of them. He should have made her wait a little longer though. Maybe she would have passed out.

He wanted to see how she looked blue.

Oooo! Bru wins this round!

Nice trick Brutus…..

reminds me of the scene in ‘Support Your Local Sheriff’ where the Sheriff tells a MOB of people shooting at him to hold it – they do – he crosses the street – yells “Okay, go on” and everybody starts shooting again.