Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 08, 2025

“Part” & parcel of it all.

Noah shouldn’t have taken lawyers (or politicians) on his boat

That is the thing about religion you can always find loopholes

Isn’t there a hole in the loop that goes around ones neck?

“Religion is poison because it asks us to give up our most precious faculty, which is that of reason, and to believe things without evidence. It then asks us to respect this, which it calls faith.”Christopher Hitchens

Whaddaya know. Both Free Range and Reality Check have Ten Commandments-themed toons today. Is there any religious importance to Feb. 8?

Cue the lightning bolt.

Sorry lawyer, this time it’s no ifs, ands,or buts.

Chicago Loop holes are loaded with lousy lawyers.

Lupine hills are a better goal than loop holes.

When is button hole appreciation month ???

(Only 15 days until the anniversary of Zechariah’s vision in the 11th month, 24th day…stayed toned and attentive!)

One of the reason’s they got to wander in the wilderness for 40 years.

Reminds me of a story about W.C. Fields. After a long and somewhat dissipated life, the very agnostic Fields was in the hospital on what became his death bed. Before that conclusion, however, a friend arrived for a visit. When he walked into Field’s room he saw that Field’s was reading the Bible. When he expressed his incredulity at Field’s choice of reading material, the latter responded: “Just looking for loopholes.”

Wow, choosing between lawyers and religious leaders. At least when Ohio State plays Alabama, one of them is very likely to lose.

The present administration doesn’t need no stinking loopholes.

He used to work pro bono, now he’s for-prophet.

And then, out of the clear blue sky thunderbolts pelted the crowd

…or mosquitos.

So many loopholes, so many different religions.

God gave us 10 Commandments, the Jewish lawyers added 603 in the Torah

So began organized religions, and satan was pleased.

most lawyers need to find the loophole in a noose and use it

Religion abhors a loophole.