Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 04, 2025

Oh that’s no problem, we’ll give you a bottle to go…..

Ladies and Gents, our new Secretary of Defense.

Oh……I thought he was senator……is he Pete Hegseth?

The problem’s not me — it’s you.

The difference between an alcoholic and a drunkard, is that the drunkard wants to know when the liquor store closes … the alcoholic wants to know when it opens.

Very few people have a ‘drinking problem.’

Many, many, many people have a ‘sobering up’ problem.

What? He hasn’t bottles at home?

when i used to drink i only drank when i was awake or on days that ended in y

See, if you wait long enough, the problem always presents it’s self.

“I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I fall down, and I get back up. No problem!

How dry I am, how dry I am.

Nobody knows, how dry I am.

(O,O)

He’s got no problem drinking… the stopping is where the problem lies.

I just drink at home, much cheaper.

Longest happy hour ever!

I don’t have a problem. I got it figured out.

It is not the bartender’s job to enforce sobriety, just sell booze.

It’s like being cut off at the casino in Philly. They even come around collecting drinks if you haven’t finished them.

And Congress opens at 6 AM. Belfry will be almost sober by then. He’ll be in no condition to legislate.