Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 03, 2025

It expired.

Good quality control.

I have yogurt in the refrigerator that has the best by date in Roman numerals. Dino meat is usually consumed on day one in our house.

Start brining and smoking now to get it to last past Thursday.

Tastes like chicken.

Get eating! But don’t worry, “Best Before” doesn’t usually mean bad after.

Cavemans and dinysaurs never really exist in the same time, kids. It only in comics you see it so.

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

Continue to consume sticks and leaves.

better get to it, then!

It’ll probably take that long to consume it.