Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 10, 2025

Of course

Do you have the Hickory Bacon Flavor chews ?

No, I’ll have the squeaky toy.

And would Madam like a plush squeaker toy?

“If they overcook the shrimp, I won’t need a leather chew!”

Perhaps a bone with some gristle so I can chew the fat.

Are the shrimp that tough?

“I’ll have a Greenie with dessert to freshen my breath.”

Don’t call Scampy a shrimp! He can’t help it if he was born a pomeranian.

No, no, no, a deer antler is far a far better chew than a leather one. Much safer.

boy, this restaurant has really gone to the dogs

Yes please. Put the shrimp in a to go bag for the kitties, and I will have the leather chew here.

Shrimp?!?!? Blech. I would much rather have the leather chew! Much more tasty, and less “bug”-like.

It is easy to overcook shrimp, maybe not leather like when done but definitely chewy, same with Calamari.

Service dog takes on new meaning.

No, but a Milky Bone to dunk in my Cabernet would be nice.