Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 15, 2025

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Jack will never steer you wrong (actually I have no idea, never liked Jack)

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    C  about 1 month ago

    Any more burning questions?

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    hariseldon59  about 1 month ago

    Probably wasn’t Henry.

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    BigDaveGlass  about 1 month ago

    To big for a swamp dragon. Who were one hiccup away from exploding. As introduced in Terry Pratchett’s book “Guards, Guards” . My introduction to the disc world.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Cow tipping seems to be a mean thing to do to cows.

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    TonyB.  about 1 month ago

    So who got burned? Is it Bung with the JD reference or is it the Wiz seeing how it looks like a burnt wand. I don’t see Bung wanting to get near dragons but not too sure the Wiz would want JD

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  about 1 month ago

    Subtle advertisement of alcohol??

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    bobpickett1  about 1 month ago

    hold my beer, watch this

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    RLG Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Depends on from whose point of view.

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    airbrushingsunshine  about 1 month ago

    He’ll steer you into a ditch or a head on.

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 month ago

    ………or Jim Beam!!!!!!

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    blakerl  about 1 month ago

    Yeah, the other night I laid sleeping, And I woke from a terrible dragon dream, So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel’s, And his partner Jimmy Beam.

    And we drank alone, yeah With no Dragons !!!!

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 month ago

    Not enough Jack Daniels to counter that mistake.

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    ladykat Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I bet.

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    baskate_2000  about 1 month ago

    Actually, both are really stupid!

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    kappy.mrnustik Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Looks like The Wiz nearly made the Darwin Awards.

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    The Duke  about 1 month ago

    How much do you tip a dragon?

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    oish  about 1 month ago

    I thought the “Messing with Sasquatch” were jerky commercials…

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    ronlouisscholl  about 1 month ago

    Burn!

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago

    This is to be expected. Dragons would get mad if you don’t tip them.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    Doesn’t it figure? One shot is all it takes….

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  about 1 month ago

    Getting drunk has enlightened man

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    _lounger_  about 1 month ago

    he definitely needs one right now…

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    sincavage05  about 1 month ago

    Jack has the propensity to start a lot of fires.

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    Doug K  about 1 month ago

    … but Dragon tipping is pretty much just as real as Cow tipping.

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    M.K.Staffeld  about 1 month ago

    Apparently Wiz decided to test out that legend…

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    geese28  about 1 month ago

    Sounds like something bong would do

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    eddi-TBH  about 1 month ago

    Henry didn’t like that. BTW. Cow tipping is an urban myth. They wake up if shove them. And then you find out why cows kill more people than sharks.

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    will.pittenger1  about 1 month ago

    If that’s Wiz, why didn’t he cast a spell to protect himself?

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    Sedrick  30 days ago

    preferred Captain Morgan and Diet Coke myself ha ha

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