Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 13, 2025

Prince, it’s your lucky day. Imagine having to please her 24/7

Nice imitation of a Russian Oligarch!

“Better beware of the skin deep”.

He must have drank it on the way.

could have brought a caramel macchiato

Was he pushed or did he jump? Guessing jumped.

No wonder why I quit Disney classics

I would push him out if he did bring it

well that was a no. :j

When my little girl was a baby, I always thought of her as Sleeping Beauty. I learned quickly never to awaken Sleeping Beauty.

Selfish Consumerism vs. Love..

Starbucks is her true love.

I assume he did not!!!!

I’ll take that as a no! Have a great trippppppppppp

I’m not sorry to say I have no idea what that is.

Boy, was he let down.

I would throw myself out!

When you awaken your Sleeping Beauty from her slumber, you better come prepared. [She may not be happy to see you. She may not be happy that you’ve wakened her from her sleep. (And she may not be such a beauty when she first wakes up.)]

So I bought a can of coffee a few days ago, $6 higher than it was last month. And the tariffs haven’t even kicked in yet. What are the odds of people being able to afford their Starbucks at that rate? I’m so glad I don’t actually drink coffee. I was buying it for one of my kids.

But of course!!!

She wakes up cranky.

And that’s warning for all of us: Let a sleeping beauty lie.And if you don’t, you better have big cup of her favorite coffee ready.

B*tch.