Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 13, 2025

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Prince, it’s your lucky day. Imagine having to please her 24/7

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    Sanspareil  about 1 month ago

    Nice imitation of a Russian Oligarch!

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    BigDaveGlass  about 1 month ago

    “Better beware of the skin deep”.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago

    He must have drank it on the way.

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member about 1 month ago

    could have brought a caramel macchiato

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    CoffeyCup  about 1 month ago

    Was he pushed or did he jump? Guessing jumped.

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    elvira.alejandro  about 1 month ago

    No wonder why I quit Disney classics

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    matzam Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I would push him out if he did bring it

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    Chris  about 1 month ago

    well that was a no. :j

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    serial232  about 1 month ago

    When my little girl was a baby, I always thought of her as Sleeping Beauty. I learned quickly never to awaken Sleeping Beauty.

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    carlos.drumin  about 1 month ago

    Selfish Consumerism vs. Love..

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 month ago

    Starbucks is her true love.

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 month ago

    I assume he did not!!!!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    I’ll take that as a no! Have a great trippppppppppp

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    KEA  about 1 month ago

    I’m not sorry to say I have no idea what that is.

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    ronlouisscholl  about 1 month ago

    Boy, was he let down.

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    tcayer  about 1 month ago

    I would throw myself out!

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    Doug K  about 1 month ago

    When you awaken your Sleeping Beauty from her slumber, you better come prepared. [She may not be happy to see you. She may not be happy that you’ve wakened her from her sleep. (And she may not be such a beauty when she first wakes up.)]

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    Dianne50  about 1 month ago

    So I bought a can of coffee a few days ago, $6 higher than it was last month. And the tariffs haven’t even kicked in yet. What are the odds of people being able to afford their Starbucks at that rate? I’m so glad I don’t actually drink coffee. I was buying it for one of my kids.

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    DanielClĂ©menson Premium Member about 1 month ago

    But of course!!!

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    eddi-TBH  about 1 month ago

    She wakes up cranky.

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    Peterh778  about 1 month ago

    And that’s warning for all of us: Let a sleeping beauty lie.And if you don’t, you better have big cup of her favorite coffee ready.

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    baskate_2000  about 1 month ago

    B*tch.

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