Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 18, 2025

And now doggie go sniffing all em behind.

Dogs can always tell where the treats are.

“Where’s the Treat?” is the hit new show from the producers of “Who’s a Good Boy?”

- with your host… Bob Barker

Where are the Game Show Beauties?

Left or right?

“Alex, I’d like to sniff a friend.”

Is that a houndstooth jacket the host is wearing?

My therapy dog and I usually go to the hospital usually with another woman and her dog. The woman once put tiny treats in the jacket she always wears with her uniform. Just once. For months, my dog would touch her nose to the pocket because she could still smell where the treats were. She would eventually give up and turn the pocket inside out to prove there was no food in there. I made the same mistake, and when we would sit down, my dog would stick her nose into my hoodie pocket and lick the inside of the pocket, even though the treats were long gone. My beagle has an excellent nose and is a champion hunter. There is no hiding anything from her.

He knows it’s the pants by the way he pants.

The dog designated a woman has the treat in her front pants pocket. Women now have pockets in their pants? About time.