Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 19, 2025

I knew it. Cats have settings on their claws.

Setting cat on the floor!

There was a news article yesterday about a cat that loves to travel! It had got on a train and gone 15 miles to the next station. The station master called the owner to retrieve his cat. The animal is known for getting on buses etc locally.

white is a poor color choice if you have pets that aren’t

Good to see imperial system still alive, better than the crappy metric system we now have in the UK.

Aha, you have been catted. I hope you don’t need to get up any time soon.

I put a small weighted blanket on my lap when I sit on my recliner, because I got tired of my master pulling threads out of my jeans whenever I’d sit down. His claws can’t penetrate the heavy material. He always likes to face away from me when he lies on my legs. I think he does that because he feels safe knowing I’ve got his back.

This is why I trimmed my cat’s front paw nails yesterday. And by the way, he is never allowed outdoors…too many dangerous critters in Floriday like bobcats and alligators.

Yep.

Was once at a mobile home park, and the lady was outside but her cat was most anxious to get inside.

I asked her if her cat didn’t care to be outdoors.

She replied he liked it but needed to go in to use the litter box…

I kinda raised my eyebrows to that one..

This is why my husband didn’t like cats.

She forgot to trim the claws again…Buuuuuuwahahahahahaaaa

Half-inch you learned your lesson yet?

Oh, do they ever! Yep, you’ve got the right of it there, Mr Parisi. By how many housepets are you owned?

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Cats are silent, but deadly.