WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 20, 2025

Because he was always sober.

I ran out of Gin the other day but still had tonic. So I squeezed some lime into a glass, added tonic and voilà: my new go to drink. Very refreshing.

I drink tonic water at bedtime to alleviate leg cramps.

And put it a dirty glass.

Drinking too much tonic water or if you are sensitive to quinine, potential side effects: these include nausea, vomiting, stomach cramps, hearing loss, vision changes, confusion, and behavioral changes

I prefer my tonic wrinkled.

Take that, you sneaky plasmodium, you!

He won’t get malaria

He even gives his sleeping cat a tonic.

The quinine in tonic water fluoresces under UV, or even violet, light…glows blue-green. Prove you’re a nerd and try it!

An if’n ya don’t got tonic, I’ll take a pink squirrel.