Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 18, 2025

Comes in handy when you gotta pee also.

I like a mid-conversation snack, even if the conversation needs to pause to make the snack.

Keep eating like that, and you’ll be dead soon enough, Chubs.

I love Ralph!

I read you loud and clear but weak and garbled.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!!!!! NO? OKAY CALL YOU LATER!!!

“Sure can!” O<[|;o)

How come your car sounds like a refrigerator.

Is that a sundae?

thanks to you Ralph, my stock in food went thru the roof!

Just hope there’s no noise in the background.

good response to a tele-marketer