Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 18, 2025

Judo does mean gentle way in Japanese. He’s mastering that.

Use With Caution …. does anybody remember Hai Karate After Shave?

I took Kung Fu when I was eleven, and I still remember a good deal of it! ツ

martial art motivation…

Procrastinator!

He’s got a black belt in procrastination.

Had a white belt once. Could not wear it after Labor Day…

Looks like he’s had a few belts already.

Black Shinola, comes to mind. Kiwi as second choice.

Took a couple of judo lessons as a kid … all I learned was how to fall …!

( slap the mat! )

Yeah buddy, it’s not the belt that kicks your but! ;-)

Looks like he’s a white belt. Isn’t that for a newbie?

Whatever holds your pants up.

I have tactical belts and heavy grain leather to hold up my pants and accessories.

Well I have a green belt with two white stripes which makes me a fifth gup. I had lessons in the early eighties.

At a hockey game yesterday one official was named White and the other one was named Cotton.

The third linesman was not named Candy.

He has a few belts to go before he gets his black belt. My bil got his black belt in karate and had to register his hands as lethal weapons.