Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for February 18, 2025

Wow. Hawthorne, Hawthorne! Your correct response is not “Oh, brother”! It’s “That’ll be $10 for the margarita and five bucks extra for the gossip.”

Now that’s a Bait-and-Switch if I ever saw one.

You asked for it, Hawthorne!

“Um, I can’t seem to recall anything” {glance at the tip jar} “if only there was some way to jog memory” {glance at the tip jar} …

Megan will tip only if the gossip is good and juicy.

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred… er, Hawthorne.

How can you be clueless about bars, don’t you read the funnies? ;-)

Business can’t be that great, the tip jar is empty! Of course, the reason it is empty may have to do with the proprietor….

What happened to Dawn and Lorrie?

Shouldn’t that be ‘Oh non-gender-specific sibling’? Cancel!

Don’t tell Megan anything. We all know sharks can’t keep their mouths shut.

lol

Business may be about to pick up.