The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 19, 2025

I would hate to see what the proctologist’s signal looks like.

Bet he drives the dentist batty!

Ooh! A bite lite!

By word of mouth.

Our brains are used to looking at the black shape. This indicates a ‘vampire’ bat.

Rushing around without a mask covering his mouth, Batman so often gets bug stains on his teeth. It’s grasshoppers’ ‘chewing tobacco’ that’s the worst!

Time to bring out the Bay-floss!

Holy molars, Batman!

It’s always at the same bat-time.

I think the dentist should be calling Bruce Wayne instead.

Correction, “To the Bat Cave for a Bat Cleaning!”

The bat signal/Batman logo has always looked like teeth to me.

I think I’ll pass, he’s batty~er than a loon.

I always wondered how the bat signal would actually work without the exact right cloud conditions

Sorta looks like the Absolute Batman logo going on currently.

The dentist is concerned about his bat breath.

I saw the wings first then the teeth.

Must be heck to wait for cloudy nights in the desert southwest.

Na na na na na na na na nana na, Hygiene!

The first time I saw the 1984 Batman logo, I thought it was teeth. It took a minute or three to reset my eyebones to see it the other way around.

the dentist is going to do a BATtery of tests

holey freakin’ flossin’, Batman!