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Women make the best wives even though they need an extra 11 minutes sleep.
One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in Northern Minnesota were listening to the radio.
They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through.”
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…” Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
The dude from FL Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Who the H*ll wants a toaster like that?
Leroy about 6 hours ago
Imma burn a picture of an egg on my toast. THAT I can afford.
The Duke about 5 hours ago
That’s going to put my breakfast back by 11 minutes. Get up woman and make me some breakfast!
boniface22 about 4 hours ago
Ah, those mental health issues again.
kendavis09 about 3 hours ago
Do they still make those toasters?
Pickled Pete about 3 hours ago
Women make the best wives even though they need an extra 11 minutes sleep.
One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in Northern Minnesota were listening to the radio.
They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through.”
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…” Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
Number Slx about 3 hours ago
That brat would be toast if she carried on like that in my company.
Shirl Summ Premium Member about 2 hours ago
Truth!