The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 26, 2025

If you have trouble reading this, you may have vision impairement. We can help… (For those who are curious…)

One way to get patients!

Another doctor there as well, Dr. I. Ball!

“Please do eyedrop in so we can chart corrective action to lens help.”

Golf is the only place where subpar is good.

It’s free, what could go wrong.

Since the above and below are not fuzzy, this is clearly a scam.

The exam may be free, but the cost of the glasses will more than make up for it.

It is a 3D picture, hold it close, stare and slowly pull it away until the image appears.

What if I have no problem reading it? The upper and lower parts are a bit blurry though.

I can read it fine. Just squint, like I always do.

Notice how the contact details are crystal clear.

Dr Wittman is a real visionary

Not really. The whole thing would need to be blurry to make sense.

They had one of those blurred message posters at Pearl Vision.

I was able to read most of it, blurry as it is.

I don’t get it – I couldn’t read the caption…

Junk mail…

I was down in the dumps so I went to see an optimist 2 weeks ago. Now my outlook is more focused. I can see clearly now.

oh man… I’m having trouble reading that! I need to get to my eye doctor stat!!… (of course, only graduating from the 2nd grade might have something to do with it…)

Not such a wiz, I was able to read it and determine it’s a scam.

Number one? Or number two? Number one…

It’s true, he gave me two pairs of glasses and prescriptions so I’m more comfortable on my computer chair versus my easy chair. However, that two liter bottle of lens spray was quite pricey.

I was having trouble reading it. I was about to make an appointment, but then I realized my computer monitor wasn’t turned on.

Gee, I can read it without squinting or crossing my eyes. Does that make me weird?