Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 23, 2025

I don’t think she’s into you, Ken.

I don’t think Ken is into Barbie or Barbie is into Ken.

TRY ASKING WHEN U’RE NOT MAKING LUV 2 HER!

It might be because she knows your body is completely smooth, Ken.

Was it Malibu Barbie… or just regular street Barbie?

Maybe you can catch a ride with lemonade truck Barbie.

You may or may not be going out; if you are, put some clothes on.

What are the odds, that as I’m listening to “My Favourites” on Alexa, that Barbie Girl is playing as I scroll to by this comic?

Because that is happening, NOW.

Barbie: a doll of few words…

Barbie is a twit anyways…..and old as the hills….

Song lyrics?

He’s doing the best he Ken.

This character reminds me of “Guy Smiley.”

And then – - – there’s G.I. Joe …!

( gastronomically speaking )

Seems to me you’re going IN and out….

Though they’re made of plastic, life is just fantastic.

For once, the cut’n’paste comic technique actually works!

You can touch, you can play

If you say I’m always yours

When did they make figurines for the Scooby gang?

Yeah, don’t really get the whole Barbie thing…. ;-)