The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 26, 2025

I find the games and puzzles I enjoy on my phone to be good at keeping the ol’ memory sharp! I just can’t stand those d@mned ads!!

I forgot where I put my copy of that book.

Does it matter?

“Mem’ries may be beautiful and yet

What’s too painful to remember

We should just choose to forget …”

Let it go.

I can’t remember what my wife and I used to argue about years ago.

ʜᴇ: “what did I do wrong?”

⁽ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶥⁿˢᶥᵍⁿᶥᶠᶥᶜᵃⁿᵗ ˢˡᶥᵍʰᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᴵ ᵃᶜᶜᶥᵈᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᶥᵗᵗᵉᵈ ⁾

sʜᴇ: “if you don’t know, I’m not gonna tell you”

⁽ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ⸴ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ᵉⁿʲᵒʸ ᵇᵉᶥⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵍʳʸ ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵗᵒ ᵃᵈᵐᶥᵗ ᶥᵗ ⁾

Pick a reason Loretta, any reason will do.

I thought it was a built-in superpower all women have.

A lot of people enjoy being angry, deriving some kind of comfort out of it. I’d recommend channeling that into some happier outlet. Laugh when you drop your fork on the floor instead of going into an outburst.