Close to Home by John McPherson for February 24, 2025

Now it’s the chickens that are laying the golden eggs.

(Applies only to the US)

They’re egging you on…

They are getting a little too uppity for their precious cloacas.

Peanut butter eggs don’t work very well in most recipes that suggest use of an egg.

Not that any of the “animal rights nuts” have anything to do with it….

This scheme to make eggs so eggspensive seems like a plot hatched by the mind of that old Batman villain, Egghead.

Our neighbor has chickens. Well, maybe had them, I haven’t heard them lately. We also have coyotes.

Let them be free chickens

They are still dinner when they quit laying.

Little do they know… that sedan chair thingy turns into a rotisserie at the end of the trip!

They should be glade they are still alive, with bird flu causing millions of chickens to be put down to slow the spread of the virus.

If you don’t like it, just put up a sign that says NO LITTERING.

is that chuck mcconnell in front?

A good way to stop them from soaring is to clip their wings, the chickens that is, eggs don’t have wings, unless the chickens drink the coloured bull before they lay them.

The start up cost of keeping back yard chickens and on going costs of feed ( aslo going up ) plus the ( yes) Daily maintenance should make you do a double take !

Read that one egg distributor had a 718% increase in profits.

You know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, hey doc, my brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Then the doc says, why don’t you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs.

Annie Hall