Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for March 23, 2025

I wouldn’t it past Nike to do that, eventually!

Must’ve been the tennis balls on the back feet (nice touch, but they should’ve known that should be mini basketballs).

Not nearly as embarassing as the Jimmy Johnson pill ads.

Why do we pay our celebrities so poorly they’re reduced to shilling for products they never use themselves?

That could be a great sell.

Hinds – gotta say it: you are a certified loon!

Tank is much older than Jordan.

Michael just hasn’t accepted that he’s aging…

That walker needs a seat and a grocery basket. Both are handy when you are in the checkout line.

They should sell adult diapers with team logos on them. You could wear the opposing teams diapers, just to make a statement.

Send the diapers to the White House. There still could be an endorsement deal.

Dang, George Foreman just missed out.

Hold on…is that

“no way” as in “no” or

“No Way” as in “Wow, I’m amazed someone thought of such a radically good idea”

They have wheelchair basketball, but walker basketball?!?

I don’t think Jordan even has any RESTAURANTS named after him anymore