Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 18, 2025

Nike on "striké.

They would have been punctual but they got a puncture.

I hate it when my laces break!

Those high-heeled sneakers aren’t really made for running.

With the new generation it probably means trying to decide between the Converse All Stars, the Nike’s, the New Balance, the Puma’s……etc.

If that’s Nike, then the new slogan should be:

“I Just Can’t”

Would that be Speaker Mike Johnson, maybe?

She must have an appointment with Shoe.

The late 10:30, service at 2:00, cremation at 2:30. (That’ll get him fired up to be on time)

trade ‘em in for Hokas…

I find that even the best New Balances need to be replaced at least every 500 miles.

Blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop top

Oh dear, maybe someone forgot to tie their laces?

…….now I have herd everything!!!!!

What? Last time, it was their nose.

This isn’t their full-time job, it’s just their side hustle.