Monty by Jim Meddick for March 06, 2025

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    C  about 9 hours ago

    Assisted Idiocy

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    Jayalexander  about 6 hours ago

    IP Hear you pal. I’ll be off probation at the end of the month, myself.

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    andaxxwilliams  about 3 hours ago

    That’s actually a good idea.

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    Egrayjames  about 3 hours ago

    My local brewery is my ‘’ol’-school bar’’. It really is an extension of families and a gathering place for like-minded people. No drunks
well, not too often anyway, and everyone knows each other.

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    rc_stone_1  about 3 hours ago

    Remember in the movie, Demolition Man, when the simp walks up to the kiosk and starts whining about how nobody likes him, and the computer then proceeds to blow sunshine up his mumu, saying things like, “You’re an incredibly sensitive man, who brings joy-joy to those around you!” and the guy actually buys it. Welcome to the future.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    Siri-usly, would I lie to you?

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    walstib Premium Member about 1 hour ago

    Cue James Taylor (or George Jones cover) “Bartender Blues”:

    â™Ș♫ "Now I’m just a bartender, and I don’t like my work,

    But I don’t mind the money at all.

    I’ve seen lots of sad faces and lots of bad cases

    Of folks with their backs to the wall" ♫â™Ș

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