Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 05, 2025

You don’t have to talk. You can just hang out together.

c’mon… don’t leave me hangin’

That was awkward…

Always gingerly ask,“can you touch the floor yet?”.

Hang In There, Baby!

I hate when someone leaves me hanging.

Must be a fellow introvert

Basketball players are made, not born.

And it leaves invisible scars. Otherwise you seem to be doing okay.

Some people will always complain about something.

The silent treatment is sometimes a form of torture; talk yourself out of it.

Try tickling him with your foot. Stretch first.

Eww, what’s that smell? Was that you? You’ve got to warn a brother, man!

“How have you been?” doesn’t work after the first week.

Leg wrestling is all the exercise they get.

On the other hand, some people never shut up. That’s even worse.

Now that’s a stretch…..

The suspense is killing them.

They’re both Middle-Aged men.

Maybe get these a TV with PBS, now that’s awkward ! ;-)

This reminds me of those Cracked comics of the prisoners and tourturers with hoods in the dungeon I read as a kid! Good times!

“bend, and stretch, reach for the sky, stand on tippy toes, oh so high!”

oh, you’re the jailer’s pet ain’t ya… They only hung me right side up yesterday!

’Oh, the pain! The pain!" — Dr. Zachary Smith, Lost in Space.