Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 05, 2025

Scoop-o-suction.

Would that it were only that easy.

that’s gonna leave an ugly scar

A hairdryer would work faster.

if it were only that easy

Does this scoop make my butt look small?

Just another couple of scoops!

get the scoop on how to lose weight

Ice cream is what got me there in the first place.

What is maintaining and energy recovery?

Don’t scoop on the floor!

That beats taking those weight lose drugs

A little off the rear always helps….

Ah yes, to quote Ron White, “You ever take a crap so big, your pants fit better? Anybody ever do that? You ever…I’m hoping that happens to me later tonight, ‘cause these babies don’t fit anymore. I’m hoping I’m one big t#rd away from backing into an old wardrobe.”

Snowzempic.

It’s just water weight.

You won’t believe this one weird trick to lose butt fat.

Love it! Thanks for a good laugh.

Lowering your saturated fats.

Using the old pooper scooper.

kinda like liposuction, only different!

“Two scoops of snow is the reason…” —Play on the lyrics of an old Kellogg’s Raisin Bran commercial.