F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 06, 2025

You have to eat it fast to avoid tasting how horrible it is.

Why isn’t that printed on the wrappers

Why not?

Or a warning for how long it will be before you have to hit the john after you are finished.

I thought it was food for after you haven’t eaten in a while

If you have the time to eat it slowly, you also have time to order something else.

Since when?

How fast your money goes…

are you sure

So does that mean I don’t have to eat slow food slowly?

I read it as “fast food reefers” and got all excited at the prospect. “Ummm, I would like a Hippy Meal with cheese, ah fries and a quarter pound of sativa, man.”

What’s with the crushed cup? Do people actually DO this?

I love the cup. Takes straw slurping to a new level.

Interestingly, the industry itself does NOT call it “fast food”, nor do their commercials ever mention getting your food quickly—just convenience and taste

During the 60’s, our nightly family dinner lasted seven minutes.

Actually, “fast food” refers to the time from when you order to when you receive it. Your get it fast as opposed to a regular restaurant where you place your order and wait for it to be prepared.