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Avoid stupid people, stupid places and doing stupid things and if things go awry when you’ve done all three have a back up plan. I do wish I had wings lol
drivingfuriously Premium Member 1 day ago
I choose a good underground bunker with food and water.
Imagine 1 day ago
I change the channel…
j_m_kuehl 1 day ago
Bring it home
gammaguy 1 day ago
Looks like he chose a third option.
Doug K 1 day ago
He chooses fright.
Riders on the Storm Premium Member about 22 hours ago
At my age I can’t do either. :(
lalapalooza Premium Member about 21 hours ago
in the comic before this one the apteryx introduces itself as “wingless” so how does it choose flight?
Chithing about 20 hours ago
John is a walking armored personnel carrier, so all he has to do is close it up and wait.
ladykat Premium Member about 20 hours ago
I read instead.
rshive about 20 hours ago
The best defense is a good defense.
bobtoledo Premium Member about 20 hours ago
Apparently not everyone is familiar with how a tortoise operates.
Charles about 20 hours ago
Close ambush: Attack into it.Far ambush: Break contact, circle around, counter-ambush or call artillery.
poppacapsmokeblower about 19 hours ago
Any fortress (shell) can be breached given time. That’s why it’s, “Fight or flight,” not, “Fight or hunker down.”
rockyridge1977 about 17 hours ago
…..best choice for the species!!!!
zeexenon about 17 hours ago
It’s hard enough to brush a dog’s teeth, Imagine a bird-brain.
Smeagol about 16 hours ago
Avoid stupid people, stupid places and doing stupid things and if things go awry when you’ve done all three have a back up plan. I do wish I had wings lol
crazeekatlady about 12 hours ago
My place is here. Under the bed. With the cats. Where it is safe.