Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 06, 2025

when it comes to rubbing – leave it to Flo. She does it with a fine Victorian touch.

There are still steeplejack races? Well, maybe in the UK.

I bet if Flo herself made a wager, she’d come up with a winner! Of course, she’d have to keep the money away from her worthless hubby!

Well, that’s Flo’s housekeeping money down the drain.

Why did she even come with him?

Beetlebaum

Speedy Sam is speedy but careless.

Hot tip, Play the national lottery and save at the same time.

They renamed him, “tripped up Tracy”.

A better gag would have been, “There’s nothing like a good horse race, Flo…”

You can all guess Flo’s reply…

Maybe first fence at Grand National? maybe too early cos not yet until early April!!!

OLD CAPP I REMEMBER

Flo wins at the dog races with a horse named “Red Polly”,Andy asks her how she knew it would win.

“Well,one of my workmates is named “Polly” and her sister bought a new hat last week and it was…..

DON’T,PET,DON’T!!

Andy, why don’t you try letting Flo pick the horse? She may have better luck!

If Capp bets on a horse, it’ll be a jinx.

He occasionally hits it big at the bookie, he should stay home.

Flo knows how to deep rub SALT on the wounded.

Does Flo even pay to get a dig at Andy?