That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 25, 2025

/// He’s been threatened by “sweet” little Carol:

Serenade– or she’ll steal his apparel.

She is strong and she’s crude,

so she would strip him nude.

She has got that boy over a barrel.

After the third time he played Lady of Spain, his body was never found.

Looks like he also played “Roll out the barrel”.

“This is not what I thought you meant when you said you wanted to do a little squeezing by the seashore.”

Jon Arbuckle, the early years.

Weird Al, the early years.

“I can’t play this thing but if I press these buttons and pull really slow it sounds just like aunt Bessie when she had pneumonia.”

Pete Townsend?

Lawrence Welk the early years, practicing the Beer Barrel Polka.

“I swear, if I hear your cover of Squeeze Box one more time, I will drown you!”

If you play “Beer Barrel Polka” one more time, I will stuff you in it and push it into the river.

“When l asked you to play something appropriate, Dudley – l wasn’t thinking of Roll Out The Barrel!"

Moments before the inspiration for “Roll Out the Barrel”

Young Jaromír Vejvoda would rather be hugging his sweetheart, Rosamunde, than squeezing his concertina.

“I have to practice! They won’t give me a gondola license until I can play O Solo Mio perfectly!”