Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 08, 2025

Bob: “Joe, I used your wife while you were gone. I hope you don’t mind.” Joe divorces wife. Bob:“Ha ha. Autocorrect error. I’m sure you realized I meant wifi.”

Bees sniff butts! Who knew?

LOL! LOL!

what’s all the buzz about?

It’s out there now…

Something similar happened to me this morning. I was texting with a Lebanese friend in Dubai. I wrote something to which he said “Thank you” but in German. I figured I could try to respond with “You’re welcome” in Arabic. I googled it and there were several different options. I chose the first option and copy pasted it as my response to him.

His response: Hahahahaha, you’re addressing a woman in Egypt in the 1960’s.

Me: And I thought Google wasn’t that old.

We had a good laugh.

Autocorrect? Or a typo? At least something to BEE ashamed of…

I wouldn’t ever use autocorrect. Get emails from a friend and some of those are weird, to say the least.

I got one of the first Samsung tablets that could do handwriting – it was impressive how it could read my handwriting accurately then almost immediately change the word into something totally different because of autocorrect.

Steenky ought-to-correct autocorrupt strikes again.

Bee careful what you text!

I guess he’s not the spelling bee.

Smell check.

Apple will let you edit or unsend to another apple user.

He ain’t wrong!

that will teach him not to steal the dog’s phone

Auto-correct keeps a mechanic busy, Autocorrect is just annoying.

This one made me laugh out loud! I’ve made some mistakes with autocorrect, when chatting with a friend. It’s become it’s own form of entertainment for us!

There was an episode on The Big Bang Theory where Sheldon was told he could not speak. So he tried asking Penny for some herbal tea, he then asked for some honey by using text to speech. The autocorrect changed it to “Some hiney would be nice, too”>

I expect she has acute angina too.

that’s from the Big Bang Theory!

LMAO! I can bet she got a real BUZZ from that!

Abdomen dialing is a real issue with the current generation of phones.

He should know better, he graduated magna comb laude from BeeU.

flies love smell of hiney especially dirty one

Autocorrect strikes again.

Doggies like smelling of each others hineys and is why they goes around each uthers in circles.

In this case, autocorrect…wasn’t.

I’ve learned from working in the corporate world to ALWAYS, read your email/text twice before pressing “send”.