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What’s wrong with saying “By Thor’s hammer” or “I swear to Ra” anyway? Swearing oaths to the gods seems to have been the one thing that kept society together.
backyardcowboy about 6 hours ago
His wife sealed it with Lazy Glue. The one that doesn’t stick until you don’t want it to.
TStyle78 about 4 hours ago
By the time he gets it off, he will have to fill it full.
Munch about 4 hours ago
That’s why swear jars don’t have lids.
gorbag about 4 hours ago
What’s wrong with saying “By Thor’s hammer” or “I swear to Ra” anyway? Swearing oaths to the gods seems to have been the one thing that kept society together.
sandpiper about 4 hours ago
You can’t take back swear words. The penny penalty maybe, but not the intent.
dflak about 4 hours ago
There’s a lot of swearing going on nowadays.
ladykat Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Maybe he’s twisting the lid the wrong way. In the meantime, for his swearing, he needs to put more money in the swear jar.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Cut a slot in the lid.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 hours ago
Moderately ironic.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Funny!
halvincobbes Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Amateur! It’s, “&%$! I can’t get this &%$in lid off!”