Close to Home by John McPherson for March 12, 2025

A movie for when you are feeling down in the mouth!

Cutting edge stuff

Maybe if they sold ice cream and the concession stand it might have helped.

I heard that the breast enlargement documentary did well.

Great! Another documentary on the oddly located uvula.

Ya think?!

And coming in 2026: Appendectomy! Starring me, because I went through it!

I was converting VHS tapes to DVDs for my SIL. One of them had an eye operation on it!! I skipped that one, gross!!

Was their sequel “Bowel Movement”?

How many people came to see it because it was titled “Deep Throat II”?

Now cut that out!

Maybe try the Epiglotis Diaries…

It wasn’t as bad as Tonsil and Gretel.

Upon its failure, plans for the sequel, Uvulopalatopharyngoplasty, were immediately scrubbed.

the horror

with dolby surround sound, no less!

Look, ma! No glands!

I told them they should have done the one with the adenoids. :)

This is what became of the Rolling Stones logo.