Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 17, 2025

I’m told that plucking can do that. Except on the top of your head.

Only five?

You become a pluggerplucker.

A chicken with hair?

Interesting, I only see like one.

Perhaps a transplant to the top of my head ;-)

Or all that hair on your head has morphed into a shiny disco ball.

Hair, shmair… where’s the chin?

Not by the feathers of his chinny, chin, chins!