Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 26, 2025

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    C  6 days ago

    Does the airline pride itself on DEI or safety?

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    Superfrog  6 days ago

    If they could do that you wouldn’t need flight insurance.

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    Imagine  6 days ago

    That’s asking a lot these days.

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    Farside99  5 days ago

    Our pilots and mechanics are the best that we could pull from the DEI pools after we rejected the ones that we could only hire based on merit, experience, and talent.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 5 days ago

    Assure? Sure. Guarantee? No.

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    storminnorman2010  5 days ago

    Good luck with that.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 5 days ago

    Flying is the most dangerous near an airport

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    ladykat Premium Member 5 days ago

    No, she can’t.

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    Rich_Pa  5 days ago

    The not so friendly sky’s.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 5 days ago

    Ya pays your money’s and ya takes your chances.

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    ncorgbl  5 days ago

    Not under any tRump Transportation appointee.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 5 days ago

    Next month I’m flying into Toronto the same airport where a plane landed upside down. Wish me luck

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    ira.crank  5 days ago

    With ConAirlines, we guarantee you’ll take off on time, but we make no promises about the landing.

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    darthnul  5 days ago

    I’m sorry sir, but we operate aircraft not time machines.

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    hooglah  5 days ago

    No airline can do that.

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    christelisbetty  5 days ago

    Preferably with the doors still attached.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  5 days ago

    Lets’ hope the country is as lucky as the Delta jet; everyone survives and the right wing vanishes.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 5 days ago

    Sure! All our planes are from Airbus, not Boeing!

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    wildlandwaters  5 days ago

    nope… you take yer chances, buddy!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 days ago

    Yeah … it’s getting to that point now.

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