Herman by Jim Unger for March 21, 2025

OK, what did you put into his cup?

As soon as you do he’ll wake up

TV remote – usually the one thing we guys have a chance to control. Usually not very well, but it’s a good substitute for a pacifier.

Yes. Yes, you can. You can also clean up his dumped drink.

I don’t understand why she’s asking. The poison she put in his coffee killed him over an hour ago. He’s not going to answer.

No – I was watching that!

He’s passed away. Go ahead.

Go ahead and find the “clicker”.

“How coincidental — this is about Flying Saucers … and your saucer went flying.”

A subtle hint.

Yes, Men-we control the remote and dishwasher-ha-ha-ha! Not much else though…

She may not be able to change the channel because he has hidden the remote.

no, was sleep-watching that

The remote isn’t under his arm, so he is sitting on it. It’s time to get up before he drops his coffee cup.

I don’t know can you?

But the channels have to WANT to change

You’ll have to pry the remote from his cold dead hand.

“After SportsCenter.”