Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 12, 2025

Her: “And I want someone just like you. Only human.”

“If I’m too much for you, go find less.”

Then give her some money.

I take thee, to be my wife, in sickness and health. For richer and even richer still…

In addition to her money, he wants the right to trade her in for a younger model whenever he wishes.

See Liz Taylor again later on the rebound after she’s the widow of Mike Todd.

Travis Kelce will only get $17 mil from the Chiefs in what may be the last year of his career but, fortunately, his girl is doing pretty well.

That´s what she said yesterday.

2nd time

2nd time

Her: Maybe I won’t tell him about the lottery ticket.

Groovy background

we all do…

“Can you help me look for someone?”

…and looser. And with long-term memory loss. And who doesn’t make fun of my yellow Ascot.

Awwww what a sweet thang!

A woman once told me basically the same thing.

Smack that doofus!!

My wealth is healthy, but stealthy.

“I want someone like you……but with red hair and green eyes!”

A miss with a few extra dollars is never amiss.