Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 12, 2025

Arr nuts.

“… they may have been buried in rocky soil or maybe in a twisted plot of clay…’

I think it was in a hole in some tree in the forest…..if only I could remember which one.

Deep in a seething pit of madness and hate, about forty feet from the tree.

Don’t you just hate when that happens? “Oh nuts!”

My wife told me that I should have used those GPS trackers that I got for my birthday, but I forgot… again.

That’s nuts!

Underneath a weeping willow, no doubt.

Underneath a weeping willow, no doubt. But definitely not a dogwood.

Shouldn’t that read “buried your ‘feedings’?”

Is that Ralph from Reality Check or one of the squirrels from Bliss?

It will be in the last place you looked.

Hidden, not buried.

Isn’t usually dogs that forget where they’ve buried their bones?

Now that’s a good question.Too funny!

I don’t and it’s driving me nuts.

It could be any of the hundreds of holes I dug.

“I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts.”

The Mark of Athena (The Heroes of Olympus) by Rick Riordan

“ What are you feeling inside?”

“ Nuttin’.”