Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 21, 2025

Rodney needs to split the seam of the crouch … when the enemy begins charging he’ll want the pee and poop to clear his armor pants.

Maybe they’ll be laughing too much to fight.

One should always stretch before running.

Maybe that’s what a haka really is, just a stretch before an attack.

Doesn’t exactly resemble the movie “300”.

Swoon over my hammy.

He needs to warm up so that he can run in the opposite direction.

Need to run faster than the Men, during retreat.

That’s not the intent, sarge.

How about another hammy and cheesy on rye-e?

This looks like the Huns — no arrows. Every so often the Fink’s castle gets attacked by people with arrows. That can’t be the Huns because they don’t have any.

Have the whole ID army do a haka!

Really……a “stall”!!!!

Stretch away, Rodney. It can’t hurt, and the Huns may die laughing!

Careful – chain linked underwear has a tendency of pinching skin and snagging hairs

He’s going to pull a squirrel?

He needs those hamstrings warmed up so when he runs, they don’t cramp

Pulled a hammy in December playing tennis. Still recovering. Rodney’s doing the right thing.

He needs his ACLs and Achilles’ tendons for running, too.

It looks like the army of Id(iots) is using the schilitron formation.

Don’t forget the lower back